Snuggies, Cheese Loaves, and The Garlic Press

By guest writer Markus Fleisch

I went to the grocery store this evening and was pleasantly surprised to see long lines of people buying various things like chicken wings, pretzels, salsa, cheese party trays, twenty-four packs of beer, and, everybody’s favorite, Velveeta or the generic brand Cheese Loaf. All of this because The Garlic Press released its second issue. Right now, families are gathered around their computer monitors, possibly bundled up in Snuggies, enjoying the outrageously funny articles. So grab your snacks, put on your Snuggie, and join millions of other people at The Garlic Press.